Cartoon Violence has a dozen shirt designs for sale through their Threadless Artist Shop. These are high quality shirts printed on-demand using a DTG (Direct To Garment) printing process. This allows them to offer a wide variety of styles, colors, and sizes, without having to worry about keeping stock on-hand.

These designs are largely taken from past flyer and album art, as well as the band’s logos and photos. After these twelve designs, expect a second batch of twelve shirts in the future. The pictures here are only samples of the many styles and colors available.

Click on any design to buy the shirt or see other color combinations.

Cartoon Violence Has A Podcast Shirt – buy the shirt at http://bit.ly/podcastshirt

Cartoon Violence Game Boy Shirt (Death, Taxes, and Chiptunes) – buy the shirt at http://bit.ly/gameboyshirt

Get Ready For Cartoon Violence Shirt (art by Jason Novak) – buy the shirt at http://bit.ly/getreadyshirt

Cartoon Violence Jar Jar Shirt – buy the shirt at http://bit.ly/jarjarshirt

Cartoon Violence Night of 1000 Robots Shirt – buy the shirt at http://bit.ly/robotshirt

Cartoon Violence Fancy Cats Shirt – buy the shirt at http://bit.ly/fancycatshirt

Cartoon Violence Robots and Dinosaurs Shirt (art by Chris Micro) – dark background version – buy the shirt at http://bit.ly/radshirtdark

Cartoon Violence Robots and Dinosaurs Shirt (art by Chris Micro) – light background version – buy the shirt at http://bit.ly/radshirtlight

Cartoon Violence Robots and Dinosaurs CD Shirt – buy the shirt at http://bit.ly/robodinoshirt

That 70’s Shirt (photo by Trent Nahas) – buy the shirt at http://bit.ly/that70shirt

Cartoon Violence Two Face Shirt (With Great Music Comes Great Responsibility) – buy the shirt at http://bit.ly/twofaceshirt

Cartoon Violence Unicorn Approved Shirt – buy the shirt at http://bit.ly/unicornshirt

The Real Cartoon Violence are an American nerd rock band from San Francisco. Since their original demo CD in February of 2009, many other bands using the name Cartoon Violence have emerged on the internet and other places.

The Real Cartoon Violence are not a 7th wave Ska band from an unpronounceable Welsh town.

The Real Cartoon Violence are not a Scottish 4-piece with a human female drummer.

The Real Cartoon Violence are Professor Robot and Doctor Octave, inter-dimensional sonic warriors on a mission to eradicate sub-par musicians and performers through the Power of Awesome.

Accept no imitations. Ask for The Real Cartoon Violence by name.

Cartoon Violence USA’s first full length album, Robots and Dinosaurs, was released on February 4th, 2014. It was recorded in August of 2013 at Ocean Beach Studio, and contains 5 re-imagined songs from their demo CD Beer and Pickles along with a bunch of new songs, including Dearest Dana and It’s A Trap, which have been popular at their live shows.

Their next album will feature the use of the LSDJ GameBoy sequencer software instead of live drums for many songs, and is currently be recorded. It’s expected release date is in the second half of 2016.

Yes, please do. You may also compare Cartoon Violence to a day at the fair, a walk on the beach, or a roll in the hay. Please do not compare Cartoon Violence to a Summer’s Eve.

Cartoon Violence is a musical tornado, hell-bent on straddling the thin line between glory and apathy. The music they create moves mountains, dethrones dictators, liberates children from shoe factories, and paints over all of the graffiti that isn’t “art” with tasteful murals.

Like a quadratic equation, there is more than one answer to this question. The first answer is ‘awesome’, while the second answer is often calculated to be ‘geek rock’ or some other genre which passes the Squiggly Line Test. When dealing with equations in the complex plane, oftentimes the value of Cartoon Violence’s genre can be any of the set { minuet, new wave, alt-punk, surf jazz, post-new-math, casio core, or folk protest }.